Monday, January 21, 2008

serius shitt !!!#@*&!!
literally......

i dunno if its because of all the tea i've been drinking....
(1 cup per morning, coz i dun feel like drinking plain water.. milo sounds too rich)...
or due to the iron supplements the doc gave me...
p/s: blood test showed low haemoglobin, not enough red blood cells... etc... thus the iron...
but i am crapping green stuff for 3 days now....

the first part would be like stone hard.... aahhh, constipation....
i knew iron would do that!!!... which is why i didnt take iron pills.... (plus i didnt know i was even lacking iron).... anyways.....back to the story...

1st part.... would be like passing stonehenge (as jenny mccarthy described it)...
2nd part.. icky... its not sticking to itself, but rather to the walls of the colon... patut la lembab perjalanan taik itu....

all the way, green... must be the ferum in iron... (i think)...

seriusly..... penat gile nak push....(mungkin beranak lagi senang nak push?)....
pastu aku takut gak nak push kuat sgt, coz it could lead to sympathetic contractions in the uterus...? i dunno, i read that somewhere (in my pregnancy book)...

but have to go to toilet in sessions... coz penat....
my legs would be kebas... coz sejuk and darah tak sampai sebab cangkung lama sgt...
seriusly... after 5-6 session.... i feel like ice-packing my ass hole....
sakit nak mampus... rase nak menuam aje ais........
i feel like i really do need to get out all the crap.. coz kalau lama sgt its toxin... not good for the baby....

now im back to drinking coffee.....(ganti caffein teh...).... to stimulate the colon and .. it doesnt contain tannin mcm teh yg boleh mengeraskan taik...
thing is, i cant drink much coffee.....1 cwn je sehari...
if i wasnt pregnant... i'd be drinking senna tea and gulps of espresso right now...


i thought it was bad... throw iron into the mix.... holycrap....
constipation's a bitch....

p/s: i think i can feel the baby move....i think... or it might just be gas.... but it feels different that everything i've felt before in my life.. i dunno.....

whatever happens, as the cher & sonny song goes: I got you babe.....